Out of the mouths of babes!

Mom: "Let's get Mrs. Mihaliak a Yankee candle for Christmas."

Linka:  "Okay, but is she a Yankee fan?" (age 6)

Grammy: "Linka, can you give me a little leg rub with lotion?"

Linka:  "Oh grammy, you need to get your legs redone." (age 4)

Old man in elevator: "Well, little girl, aren't you a little munchkin."

Linka:  "Yes, I'm glazed and my sister is chocolate."  (age 3)

Doobs:  "Mom, that Santa was cute.  I wonder what his name is." (age 4)

Doobs:  "Do nuns ever throw up?" (age 3)

Mommy: "Kicky, please go to the potty."

Kicky:  "I can't, my bummy doesn't work." (age 3)

Mommy:  "What's the matter Kicky?"  

Kicky:  (crying) "I stubbed my tongue."  (age 3)

Kicky:  "Mommy, when I grow up, can I have a body of Christ?" (age 3)

Kicky:  "Mommy, can you be my sister?"  (age 3.5)